Boskak

Etv aren’t exactly known for there quality tv shows. Classical examples would be Texas Walker Ranger and that dodgy crap that comes on Etv on Friday/Saturday nights.

One thing I can commend them on though is the fact that they have somehow pulled off this awesome move in showing one Champions League match Live on Tuesday nights, and 1 hr delayed matches on Wednesday nights. For us non-dstv peeps who love their soccer, this is really awesome!

But, alas it seems that even this faint light shinning through the dark abyss known as “Proudly Pathetic South African Television” (aka SABC 1,2 & ETV) (*note SABC 3 has some awesome shows. ) seems to be snuffed out by the incompetents of idiots that work at ETV..

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I have this facebook acquaintance who sent me an invite to the group “FB Models”.
So inquisitive little me decided to go take a look at this group. (btw, we all know that being a model on FB is like winning the retard of the year competition.. No one really gives a shit.)

So I scrolled down the page to see what other people had posted.(This usually happens when I have some bad ass coding to do, and I actually just do not feel like doing it, EVER!)

As I was browsing through the posts by these “models”, I was awestruck by the amount of stupidness all on ONE page! It is unbelievable.

Let me just show you a couple of examples.. (I know Mr Harris will cringe when he reads these.)

Posted by Danielle Amy West at 3:24am on January 30th, 2008
Heading : vote for me the underdog… i dont have a million ppl on facebook
Her insult to English :
“my objective is atleast 100 votes i know i’ll never be top 100 but still i want 100 votes so i can walk away happy with my self, so take a look and if you like what you see toss me a vote”
Her claim to fame :
Using one punctuation mark! (even though it was used in the wrong place).
You see that : she wants you to toss her a vote? Do these people really expect you to take them seriously?

Ah, the next abomination against everything good is especially great. (seeing that it is proudly south african and all.)
Posted by Dineo Mancotywa at 6:00pm on January 25th, 2008
Heading : Miss SA teen (Is she really Miss SA teen?? HTF did she fill in her competition form?)
Her destruction of Shakespeare:
“being a model has its ups n its downs.. bt al in al its sumin we gta cope wit. dnt get me wrong.. da down n ups r da best thing abt our career n d@s y we stick it outan”
Her claim to fame :
Lowering the average model IQ score by 50 (aka 0)

Shame, some person pointed out the following about Miss Mancotywa
“I think there is more to modeling than a pretty face. Intellegence is a HUGE key when it comes to presenting yourself. So maybe you should can the street slang.”
Even the clever guys in that group can’t spell Intelligence. ><

And then some n00b replied to this persons post
“Jesilyn - I may well take a barracking for this but you are most totally deluded !! A Models Object is to sell - whether it be clothing, perfume or advertising of some sorts
Which market would you appeal to and more importantly….why ??”
Guess he never really touched on the subject of “models need to at least try act clever”.

Okay, back to work. But hey. Who said facebook is getting boring?
The fun has just begun!  (editors note : it looks like we have a model in our mist >< BURN!)

Just a quick WTF!!

Seriously guys, check this out : Black & White to color this is just crazy ><…

Basically this guy uses Matlab and converts Black and White images into Colour, just by squiggling lines on the image.. It even works for Movie clips!!

Peace out!

Here in SA we have this wonderful company called Telkom.

Telkom not only cheat, lie and steal from just about every South African, but they do it with that charming smile that is ussually associated with “excellent service”.

Some how Telkom even have balls to vote themselves “best telecommunication service company” every year. (Please note, there is NO competition.)

But one thing that Telkom has always done well is the way they look after the rich and important. You know, those guys who can sling mug and actually make it hurt the image of a company.

Unfortunately Deutsche Telekom don’t have the same value system..

Check this story out …..

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Yes boskak.za.net was down yesterday :/

We do apologize for this. We thought that we could allow our anime to be downloaded by the public. ie. You do not require a username to get the awesome fan subs..

Unfortunately we did not count on bots hovering around our links just waiting for them to become avalaible. Like vultures these bastards swoped down and just utterly raped my bandwidth! It wasn’t even funny..

I spent most of my morning trying to get things sorted out, only to find that they were still try to pull data from those links..  So the Game of the Week will be up only a little bit later today.

Check out my bandwidth meter :

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Holy Word,

These pets belong to two different Americans, what the hell do they feed their pets? Look at the size of this dog and cat:

That dog just needs to hit you with his paw, and you’re out till the morning!!!

Some of you here might find the thought of having a group of lesbians coming for you quite a welcoming idea.. I quote “Awesome like a 4 some” The problem in America at the moment though is that these groups of lesbians/gays are coming after you will 9mm’s and kicking the crap out of you.

Yip thats right, there is a new epidemic in American, lesbian and gay gangs running riot… Shiesh, whats next?

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This Pit Bull decided he would attack a Porcupine; but being a brave little dog, he learned the hard way that you can’t always win, no matter how tough you are. The vet sedated the dog and removed 1347 quills…the dog survived and hopefully learned a lesson.

1. Choose your fights wisely.

2. Don’t mess with Porcupines!

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Look, I’m all in for the odd tattoo etc, get one of your wife’s name on your arm, maybe a nice tribal tattoo on your leg..

Personally I think Chinese symbol tattoo’s are quite lame, since you usually have no idea what they actually say.  But the following way people are doing tattoos’ now are just crazy.

I mean who in there right mind would actually do this?  It’s just beyond understanding. The amount of pain you suffer just to get a nice little picture on your back just doesn’t way up to the weeks of torment

Check it out

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I’m sure that by now you have all heard that Paris Hilton has been released from jail after serving only 3 days of her 23 day jail sentence. This is after it was reduced from 45 days due to “good behaviour”… before she even started her sentence!

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