So I just came across these, they’re from the king of the macabre, Tim Burton. Okay, he might share the title wth Stephen King but I prefer Burton’s artistic touch. As is very evident from his web comic collection. Read, enjoy and share your favourites! 
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This is just a short little not-so-well-planned rant. As you all know by now, I have a friend who is really crazy about this Muslim girl. They hooked up once and she told him she liked him but that she didn’t want anything. He was told the reason for this is because the family would not approve and it can’t go anywhere… so what was the point? Fair enough.
I now have another friend, a white girl, who really likes this black guy and we’ve ascertained that he feels the same way to her. Similarly to my first friend though - it’s familial approvement which will result in nothing happening.
As you all know UL and I got married recently, it was wonderful really… until we discovered a month after our nuptial that according to Home Affairs we were still SINGLE! Imagine my dismay, I had shared my bed with this man that was NOT my husband… well at least only according to our wonderful, swift, well organized Home affairs department…but in Gods eyes we were – Thank God! (I mean that in the most un-blaspheme way possible! …So what went wrong… well actually it seems quite a lot… and maybe before you decide to tie the knot, perhaps consider all the money, time and energy you will be spending in those beautifully green painted walls, with the dirtiest floor you have ever seen!! (more…)
addox finally released a new article on the 29th of October (finally!!) But unfortunately for me I’ve only had a chance to look at it today.. (I was getting bored of checking his site everyday only to see the same crap still up their) . But thankfully I checked today, cause it is damn funny..
Topics Covered(and extracts) :
Crocs look like shit and they make your feet smell.
(” Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It’s quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.”)
Red lipstick makes you look like a clown:
(”Insecure women with boring faces lap this shit up because they think “hmmm.. what does my face need? Oh, I know! A giant hokey shade of red that isn’t even found in nature.”)
You are not a Cuban dictator.
(”Fidel Castro hats were made to be worn by Fidel Castro. Not hipster losers trying to look ironic. “)
Self-aggrandizing “hottie” shirts make you look like a bitch:
(”The shirt at the top emblazoned with the phrase “you say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing” epitomises this attitude. Guess what? It is a bad thing. Here is my unabridged definition of bitch:”)
and some more topics..
Good laugh everytime !
Enjoy
Okay, who in this world or the next has heard about the new craze “The Secret” ?
I’m guessing that since we are all intellectual beings here, with IQ’s higher than 3 we can come to the conclusion that “The Secret” ( everybody say ” Oooooooooooooooooooo” ) is the biggest universal pile of genie poop!
For those of you who don’t know about “The Secret”, here is a quick run down.. Basically they say that what ever you wish for will come true (given that you wish hard enough, and long enough.. and ofcourse it needs to be positive wishes too..).
They say the universe is like a genie, and it works like a catalogue. You think it, they deliver it! AWESOME!!
Update Coming soon! promise
Just been super busy at work..
Maddox just posted a new article on the “IPHONE” .. ooooo.. All worship! OR NOT!!
If you need a good read, and a good laugh, and just hate people who perve over anything that is made from apple.. Then the next link is meant for you..
Maddox administrating an enema to the Iphone
P.S The Ipod sucks! Creative Zen >>’s Zune & Ipod rolled into one.
Isnt it so funny how the strike has ended just in time for school holidays? Now as a future teacher in the making I feel that the strike was definatly necessary… I mean it is an advantage to me so that when I finally start earning a salary it at least will be 7.5% higher than before… I cant complain… by the way the teachers starting salary before deduction are R8000 (if you lucky) …BUT lets not forget that the teachers who aren’t government posts get a housing subsidy of R435 000 (which might I add is based on housing from 1985) …
I still remember the days when you could leave your keys in your car with the door unlocked, standing outside your garage and not having to stress about it getting stolen… actually.. hold on.. I don’t remember those days, those days only existed in fairy tales and stories that my grandma and grandpa told me about, and back then you could run faster than a car, so who was gonna try steal one anyways?
Since I can remember crime has been apart of my life, and I’m sure most of you living in SA. It’s just one of those things we have learnt to accept. It is part and parcel of our daily life’s and either we deal with it, or just chicken out and run off to New Zealand or some other pansy country like Mphutuland..
For those of you like me, who might be studying in a science field of some kind, or already working in a scientific enviroment, be grateful that you don’t have any of the following jobs..
Popular Science posted an article on The Worst Jobs in Science 2007. It is quite an interesting read.
The entire article can be found here
The list is as follows:
Number 10: Whale-Feces Researcher
Number 9: Forensic Entomologist
Number 8: Olympic Drug Tester
Number 7: Gravity Research Subject
Number 6: Microsoft Security Grunt
Number 5: Coursework Carcass Preparer
Number 4: Garbologist
Number 3: Elephant Vasectomist
Number 2: Oceanographer
And finally, at number 1!
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