Boskak

Some poor bloke went on a wild spending spree after doctors said he only had a short time to live wants compensation because the diagnosis was wrong and he is now healthy — but broke.The guy was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer two years ago and told that he would probably die within a year. So what does he do?? Something anybody would do when you are told you have 1 year to live!

He quit his job, sold or gave away nearly all his possessions, stopped paying his mortgage and spent his savings dining out and going on holiday. Now that’s what i’m talking about!! Going out in style!

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We all know how the Chinesse just don’t give two shits for copyright laws and all that jazz. But to go and build a whole amusement park is just taking it to another level. The best part about it is that it is state owned.. That’s right people, in China the government promotes piracy!!

Just an extract from the website “With its slogan “Disneyland is too far,” Beijing’s Shijingshan Amusement Park features a replica of Cinderella’s Castle, with staff dressed like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and other Disney characters.”

Read the rest here Japan Probe

Yet again in Germany (the land of the screwed up), we hear of an odd story where a locksmith had to break into a prison! Rofl, sounds like something directly out of Prison Break script, except this actually happened.

Police in Germany had to call in a locksmith to break into jail when the lock on a cell broke, trapping a prisoner inside. Unfortunately this prisoner was no Michael Scofield, and instead had to wait for someone to open up for him.

Police in the Bavarian town of Zwiesel near the Czech border locked up the 18-year-old at the police station after he was accused of smashing a car window during May day festivities on Tuesday.

Officers planned to send the youth home the following morning, but could not open the door because of the broken lock.

“We told him we’d get him out of there,” said a spokesman for local police. “We said the locksmith was coming and that if that didn’t work we’d prise the iron bars apart for him.”

I’ve found two very very strange links as well as one cool one.

I was going to post separate articles for each, but that would just be stupid.

The of the 3 is a link to the direct marketing association of SA. Basically these control telemarketers. All these bastards that phone you first need to check this “DO NOT CONTACT” list before they even think of calling you. So all you need to do is fill in your details, and theoretically they should never bother you again

Do not contact form

The other two links are strange news articles. The one is about a foster care mother who “punished three children in her care by ramming sticks down their throats and making them eat their own vomit” .. I mean how screwed up is that.

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Found this article on www.ninjamonkeys.co.za, thought it’s a kinda boskak thing to post..

From the monkey’s
“Later this month, South African women will be able to purchase the Rapex device, marketed as the “anti-rape condom.” The rapex, shaped like a female condom, is worn internally and equipped with 25 teeth in its lining. The razor-sharp teeth fasten on the attacker’s penis if he attempts penetration. Since the device does no lasting damage to the attacker, it is completely legal and will sell for 1 Rand (around 14 cents) when it hits stores. The majority of women surveyed about the device said they would be willing to use it. Link

Sounds great, except that rapists will just remember to check if their victims are wearing one. What women need is a form of nanobot delivered nerve-toxin that’s keyed to their, and their official lovers’, DNA, so that anyone who hasn’t been authorized gets knocked out for a few hours. Undetectable and efficient.”

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I must apologize on the lack of posts lately. I’ve been preoccupied by the AWB who found the article about their website offensive. SHAME! Anyways. So now that all the tears have been mopped up, it’s time to continue with my ‘daily’ postings!

I found this interesting article on how listening to Rock music makes people want to drive faster. Me, being a fond lover of rock, I can fully agree with the following article.

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A group of Divers… i mean Portuguese who are campaigning for safe roads has asked the Vatican to ensure that a priest who owns a souped-up Ford Fiesta “resist the temptations of speed.” 

The crazy Father Antonio Rodrigues, Portugal’s only owner of a 150-horse-power Ford Fiesta 2000 ST, has boasted of his car’s rapid acceleration to 130 miles per hour and who has “thanked God” for never being fined(until the smart as crashes one day.), the Association of Motorist Citizens said in a letter to the Pope.  But wait there is more to come

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A story about four Albanian teachers that have been censured for drunken and lewd behavior in a remote village school after they had sexual intercourse behind a classroom blackboard has made its way onto Boskak!! MhuahahahaThe Education Ministry sacked two male teachers, replaced the headmaster and put a female teacher on probation after incensed parents in Xhyre, near the Macedonia border, locked the schoolhouse to stop the drinking and fornication in class. Mmmmm 3 male teachers and 1 female! Dodgy dodgy!

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In some small crazy town about a hundred residents have refused to switch to new passports because they believe the documents’ bar codes contain satanic symbols! Mhuahahahah ‘;..;’

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