Boskak

I have this facebook acquaintance who sent me an invite to the group “FB Models”.
So inquisitive little me decided to go take a look at this group. (btw, we all know that being a model on FB is like winning the retard of the year competition.. No one really gives a shit.)

So I scrolled down the page to see what other people had posted.(This usually happens when I have some bad ass coding to do, and I actually just do not feel like doing it, EVER!)

As I was browsing through the posts by these “models”, I was awestruck by the amount of stupidness all on ONE page! It is unbelievable.

Let me just show you a couple of examples.. (I know Mr Harris will cringe when he reads these.)

Posted by Danielle Amy West at 3:24am on January 30th, 2008
Heading : vote for me the underdog… i dont have a million ppl on facebook
Her insult to English :
“my objective is atleast 100 votes i know i’ll never be top 100 but still i want 100 votes so i can walk away happy with my self, so take a look and if you like what you see toss me a vote”
Her claim to fame :
Using one punctuation mark! (even though it was used in the wrong place).
You see that : she wants you to toss her a vote? Do these people really expect you to take them seriously?

Ah, the next abomination against everything good is especially great. (seeing that it is proudly south african and all.)
Posted by Dineo Mancotywa at 6:00pm on January 25th, 2008
Heading : Miss SA teen (Is she really Miss SA teen?? HTF did she fill in her competition form?)
Her destruction of Shakespeare:
“being a model has its ups n its downs.. bt al in al its sumin we gta cope wit. dnt get me wrong.. da down n ups r da best thing abt our career n d@s y we stick it outan”
Her claim to fame :
Lowering the average model IQ score by 50 (aka 0)

Shame, some person pointed out the following about Miss Mancotywa
“I think there is more to modeling than a pretty face. Intellegence is a HUGE key when it comes to presenting yourself. So maybe you should can the street slang.”
Even the clever guys in that group can’t spell Intelligence. ><

And then some n00b replied to this persons post
“Jesilyn - I may well take a barracking for this but you are most totally deluded !! A Models Object is to sell - whether it be clothing, perfume or advertising of some sorts
Which market would you appeal to and more importantly….why ??”
Guess he never really touched on the subject of “models need to at least try act clever”.

Okay, back to work. But hey. Who said facebook is getting boring?
The fun has just begun!  (editors note : it looks like we have a model in our mist >< BURN!)

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