Take a website, post strange articles with even stranger headlines, access the stats after a couple of months and I promise you that you MOST DEFINITELY will have a heart attack or just laugh till the point where you die…
Well it’s not that bad, but I did almost choke on my supper… ><
You see, because I’m the webmaster of this website and because I have access to the stats, I get the pleasure of viewing all the strange keyword searches that this server spits out for me.
I’m just going to quickly mention a couple of the more arb stats that you might find interesting.
Number one of my hit list of all time crack ups is the keyword search “Horny Teachers”
I have on average 2-3 people a day come to my site via msn because they have Searched for the keyword “Horny Teachers”, and because the heading that comes up is “Horny teachers get nailed!”, these sick little horny people automatically click on it.
You can check it out by clicking on this link >MSN Live - Horny Teacher Search results of course it is actually taking you the article posted on boskak about horny teacher that were nailed for having a foursome in a classroom.
Horny Teachers get nailed
The next in the list of crack ups is this very arb keyword of “Boere Porn”.. All I can say is WTH!!?? Who ever searches for this?
Anyways, if you search for “boere porn” on google you will see boskak come up 4th. Boere Porn on google.. This actually takes you to an article that is all about how horny the boere are, because google keywords show that the boere areas like witbank are the top searchers for the word “porn” in south africa..
South Africa the porn kings was the article. Quite a good read 
And then no.3 on my least of crack ups is “awb website”.
We posted an article on this site not too long ago about the AWB website. AWB Website - now i’ve seen it all Since the article has started finding its way onto google Google’s search results for AWB website I’ve started having very pissed off AWB supporters coming to me and telling me my fortune… So if you feel like tuning them their fortune click on the hard core link above and tell them their fortunes!!
So now that you’ve seen how screwed up some people are and how they find this site with out even trying. Please try and visit more often and bring all your messed up friends too!
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